Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world
Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work
Me: I love my tiny son
boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh
i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”
walking a drunk friend like
I support Farming.
In fact, you could call me
friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.
this looks like a man just got switched into a cats body and he’s having some self realization of the situation and he’s buggin
Meet “Ridiculously Happy Cat”. She arrived on my friend’s porch meowing one day and they’ve kept her ever since.