bonerfart:

Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world

Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work

Me: I love my tiny son

more-red-more-blue-more-beer:

lyxdelsic:

boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh

i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”

automatically:

walking a drunk friend like

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odins-one-eyed-fuck:

isthisusernametakenyet:

I support Farming.

In fact, you could call me

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WOW

sisterjuliennes:

i’m done with boys forever lmao 

betalars:

friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

h0odrich:

this looks like a man just got switched into a cats body and he’s having some self realization of the situation and he’s buggin

thecuteoftheday:

Meet “Ridiculously Happy Cat”. She arrived on my friend’s porch meowing one day and they’ve kept her ever since.

via http://imgur.com/gallery/V6Pgk

tastefullyoffensive:

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tastefullyoffensive:

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